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YNV_M3
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 Posted - 02 Oct 2007 : 8:41:16 PM
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Hi there ppl lets all face it. We have heard holdens are **** from ppl that just dont know there cars well now its time 2 fight back with the good old F O R D quotes have funn and keep up the posts laterz
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jas89
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VNSVLE
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Posted - 02 Oct 2007 : 9:28:54 PM
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You know that 90% of all fords made are still on the road!!
The other 10% made it home!!
He he he |
What's the difference between understeer and oversteer?
Understeer is when the driver is scared.
Oversteer is when the passenger is scared. |
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jas89
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TassieCommodore
P Plater
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Posted - 02 Oct 2007 : 10:36:19 PM
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my fave is
F&cked On Race Day!
this is holden country where on a quiet day you can hear the fords rusting
god made fords to keep di%kheads out of holdens
id rather push my holden than drive a ford
the list goes on lol |
I Wanna PIMP MY RIDE!! |
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TassieCommodore
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Posted - 02 Oct 2007 : 11:14:59 PM
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just remembered another one lol
ford stands for
fix or repair daily |
I Wanna PIMP MY RIDE!! |
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nodg
National Driver
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 01:02:58 AM
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| but did you know the word 'ford' came from the latin word 'sh1t'. lol |
Cheers,
Nodg. |
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David
The Guru
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 05:37:34 AM
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| How about: Found On Rubbish Dump |
Cheers,
David |
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trizo
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 10:19:54 AM
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| lol dave a oldie but a goodie! |
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead |
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aadamsvn19
P Plater
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 10:33:19 AM
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| ford backwards stands for driver returns on foot |
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yanna
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 2:34:20 PM
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| Ford- F@#ked On Race Day |
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. |
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nodg
National Driver
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 3:30:44 PM
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Holden Owners Lick D1ck Every Night......im banned now arent i?
Damn it nodg !!! |
Cheers,
Nodg. |
Edited by - trizo on 03 Oct 2007 5:17:50 PM |
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YNV_M3
Fully Licenced
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 4:15:57 PM
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lol that is a good 1 nodg i got a bad holden saying that aint true ITS:
H eaps
O f
L oud
D isgusting
E ngine
N oises
Somebody had time to think of that must have been a ford driver whilst pushing his rust bucket home hahaha
WE ALL KNOW HOLDENS ARE SWEET ;) |
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yanna
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 6:37:07 PM
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Another Holden saying that aint true!!
Holds
Oil
Leaks
Dents and
Engine
Noises
My mate who is a ford owner/driver told me that one!!!! |
Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner. |
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trizo
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 7:18:40 PM
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bet he sat up all night thinkin of it to!  ford drivers arnt very clever u know lmao. |
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead |
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YNV_M3
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 7:37:13 PM
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lol true haha ok back the the ford mocking haha
Furiates
Other
Real
Drivers
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YNV_M3
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YNV_M3
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jas89
Forum Moderator
779 Posts
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Posted - 03 Oct 2007 : 11:08:43 PM
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hah got bored and found this l;ol
HENRY FORD ENTERING HEAVEN
At the gates of Heaven, the angel tells Henry Ford, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the woman?"
Adam says, "Yes."
"Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters at high speeds.
3. The rear end wobbles too much.
4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it.
Adam says "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
and this one was in a forum lol i thorght it was funni
A women walks in to work and a man asks her if she has lost wight she says no but i did just buy a new ford truck.............. get it it brakes down and she walks alot LOL
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Edited by - jas89 on 03 Oct 2007 11:11:06 PM |
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YNV_M3
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Posted - 04 Oct 2007 : 09:51:04 AM
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| lol jas ur a weirdo haha jokes nah they were good keep up the posted its sweet haha |
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bevani
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Posted - 04 Oct 2007 : 10:26:26 AM
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| i cant really add to this section coz im a carbisexual (car-bi-sexual) i swing for both teams lol |
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jas89
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Posted - 04 Oct 2007 : 12:07:39 PM
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haha lol im no weirdo (well i dont think i am)jks.......but i told ya i got bored and just typed in FORD JOKES in google and thats what it came up with haha
@ bevani...... ill have to ammit i to like fords (omg did i just say that) but i only like the recent modle....the BA falcon i think its called?? .......the ones befor that are sh!t (but thats just me though) the ones i hate the most are the AU,EA,EB,etc.....
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bevani
P Plater
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Posted - 04 Oct 2007 : 3:25:55 PM
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| i use to own an ef falcon. was a great car. spent way to much money on it though.. yeah ford havent been all that creative the last few years but since the release of the BA falcon the are doin well. my guess is whoever created the AU falcon was fired for designing a car that looks like something out of a sci-fi move.. or as my mates call it a giant bug lol |
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trizo
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Posted - 04 Oct 2007 : 3:47:17 PM
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@ bevani ford jokes only m8, not wat ya m8s thought of ya car please... thanx trizo. |
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead |
Edited by - trizo on 04 Oct 2007 3:48:37 PM |
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bevani
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Posted - 05 Oct 2007 : 3:50:32 PM
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| ford wit dual exhausts? a wheelbarrow !!! |
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trizo
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Posted - 06 Oct 2007 : 10:13:56 AM
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thats better lol
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