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jed
Starting in the driveway
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 Posted - 06 Jul 2010 : 12:23:28 AM
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I need some advice, This is DEFINITELY NOT SINISTER! I had my car stolen last night, It's a VN commodore 90 or 91 Model, The B***ARDS ripped the ignition apart and hotwired it, I am not in a great financial position to get it towed and need some advice to somehow start it to get it home, (they dumped it 1.5km from my home, on a side street.) Please, ANY HELP would be GREATLY appreciated. 
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jed
Starting in the driveway
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Posted - 06 Jul 2010 : 10:36:37 AM
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| Thank u Heaps 4 that, will give it a try and let u know. |
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jed
Starting in the driveway
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Posted - 06 Jul 2010 : 1:21:32 PM
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| Thank You, I got it home...U saved me $200 on towing. |
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lemusa
Fully Licenced
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Posted - 07 Jul 2010 : 4:33:52 PM
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| this thread confuses me |
Just be thankful you got two legs to stand on and hands to grab sh*t with! |
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Mechknight73
National Driver
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Posted - 07 Jul 2010 : 5:57:09 PM
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| I had given my reply, but just so as not to make "how to steal a VN" a publicly available piece of information, my main reply was moved to jed's inbox |
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InSaNe_InK
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Mechknight73
National Driver
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Posted - 11 Jul 2010 : 1:44:42 PM
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| There's always some dropkick whom thinks he's "entitled" to steal your pride and joy because "society has done him wrong." I like to make it much harder for them. Both in the stealing, and the getting off the charges |
Edited by - Mechknight73 on 11 Jul 2010 1:45:44 PM |
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InSaNe_InK
Fully Licenced
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Posted - 13 Jul 2010 : 1:49:08 PM
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| im with you on that one cops still havnt charged anyone with the theft of my car :( |
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Mechknight73
National Driver
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Posted - 13 Jul 2010 : 3:37:11 PM
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If ever you find that bonehead, just make it look like an accident lol. I can remember one country cop telling me that it's possible for a cop to injure one "juvenile delinquent" and make it look like an accident. Requires a paddy wagon.
"Constable, why does this man have a grid pattern on his face?"
"Well Sarge, we were bringing him back to the station, and this huge dog ran across the road. We had to brake pretty hard to stop." |
Edited by - Mechknight73 on 13 Jul 2010 3:39:21 PM |
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InSaNe_InK
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andrewpapa
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Posted - 15 Jul 2010 : 02:54:53 AM
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| LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
i am not a licenced mechanic but i do have years off experience fixing and restoring cars and doing them up ,i can even do-motors-up,panel betting,spray painting,electrical work. i know What i am doing when fixing my cars, i am not saying i know everything on how to fix cars but i can fix them with information and help off the internet and this site.vncommador.com |
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Mechknight73
National Driver
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Posted - 15 Jul 2010 : 11:40:34 PM
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I wonder whether there's actually a "criminal roll call" of the kind of idiots whom get honourable mentions in the Darwin Awards. The Darwin Awards; "chlorinating the gene pool by helping to weed out the intellectually challenged." To qualify for a Darwin, you have to be incapable of breeding, caused by an act of your own stupidity. Death is the usual qualifier, but if a bloke lost his knackers with his own kind of stupid, he would qualify. Typical example:
Two thieves broke into a junkyard, and set about stealing the engine from an old truck. Because said truck is a cab over type, the engine is lowered out from underneath. One of them started undoing the engine mounts while lying under it. (think about that for a moment. a tonne of cast iron is above you, and you're dismantling what's holding it up.) The end result was one failed and dead thief. The owner of the yard said, "we were going to junk that truck anyway. If he'd asked, I would have let him take it away." |
Edited by - Mechknight73 on 15 Jul 2010 11:42:37 PM |
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